I am a perfectly-proportioned, first-born son of the king of everything. I am more comely than any other male, and I have the ability to tell you what will happen. I never miss the mark and my frame is so well-wrought, pure of form and harmonious that everyone admires my beauty. I am the essence of art and expression, and that high-aesthetic structure I rule can bring good health and strength to you.

Cross me and you will live immeasurable pain, ugliness...and plague.