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Phone Message (for your voicemail)

My emotionally disturbed cousin Joey told me that he likes a girl at school. He wanted to know how he could make himself more attractive to her and I said “Girls like jokes about bodily fluids and gasses coupled with clearly resonant flatulence. Leering helps as well.” Seemingly cogitating over my words, he listened for a moment and said, “Thank you, I think this dating thing might be quite easy.”

© 2014 by Kirk A. Shellko a.k.a. Lucian Whyte