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Phone Message

I'm not available to answer the phone right now. I'm out visiting my emotionally disturbed cousin, Joey. He’s in the intensive care ward. You see, he was urinating into the back of a television set when suddenly – CRACK! Apparently a bolt of electricity ran up his urine stream. I hope he’s alright.

© 2014 by Kirk A. Shellko a.k.a. Lucian Whyte